The Burbank Bulldog
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DR.CROWTHER SPOTTED WITH KYLIE JENNER
On March 10th, 2021 Principal Dr. Thomas Crowther was caught walking with Kylie Jenner at the mall in Calabasas. This was baffling at first given no one thought they even knew each other. But it turns out that they are best friends and have been for the past 7 years according to Dr. Crowther.
When sighted going inside the mall, Dr. Crowther was spotted wearing...
Teachers: Students get too much sleep
Alas, it is here. The culmination of rage. For months now, Burbank teachers are complaining about students getting too much sleep. The teachers have finally taken to the streets with their contempt.
Given the amount of sleep students have been getting, Casey Palomo, an English and Journalism teacher, has rallied teachers all around Burbank to protest against the prospect.
“You just don’t see tired students anymore. I speak for the teachers of Burbank...
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